Anyone have tips on how to clean a floor?

No, but I do have tips on how to keep a carpet so clean that your woman will moan with delight.

 

I lit the kitchen on fire in my apartment back in college. Afterwards, while trying to remove smoke stains from unburned walls, I used a mixture of hot water, ammonia and bleach.
It did not kill me.
It did, however, give me a headache, make me nauseous and cause me to fall of the counter on which I was standing while cleaning.

 

This is a good suggestion.
Get his ashes, mix with lye and bear fat. Clean that sucker the way the pioneers would have.

 

This might help as a primer...

And bonus points to the people who can name the two other long-time character actors in it...

 

I like that last idea, too. Just primer that SOB. Let the next tenant paint it anyone he/she wants.

 

It's a mixture of filth and such since I moved into the place in December 2007. I never mopped or cleaned the floor (my mistake), so that's most of the culprit right there.

 

You dirty, dirty pig.

 

I swept it, but never cleaned. My roommate never helped matters either.

 

Strap a couple brushes to a hooker's back.

 

David Huddleston (Blazing Saddles) was the manager. I didn't get a long enough look at the others to tell.

I like all the middle-aged guys working at McDonald's. There's a career path. Of course, what am I saying? I work in newspapers.

 

That one's crushed.