Anyone getting stabby tonight? (The V-Day thread)

I think "celebrate" is a strong term for Valentine's Day. I mean, at most, it's what...flowers/candy and dinner?

 

Do you intentionally abstain from sex on Feb. 14 to avoid being cliché?

 

No. Because it's Thursday.

 

On what days of the week do you have sex? I'd like to track your mood swings on the board using a more defined variable than "agrees with outofplace/disagrees with outofplace."

 

No steak or BJ? Damn, that's rough.

 

Perfectly fine in context. I can't muster up my A game today, sorry.

 

I was told there would be no math.

 

I can't be with my Valentine tonight, so I'm sending him nude pictures.

 

Guess that answers the question of whether you'll be getting stabby.

 

"Honey, I know we don't celebrate Valentine's Day, but there's a show at the local art gallery I'd really like to see. It starts at 5 p.m. Do you think you could ignore your disdain for society's bullshit obligations for a couple of hours and take the mother of your children out on a date?"

Well, yeah, the thing is, while I'd loooove to set aside my principles so YOU could enjoy yourself at MY expense, I have a treadmill workout scheduled for 5, and, as you know, those 60 minutes of cardio are non-negotiable. Sorry, but I'll gladly call you a cab to save you the trouble of driving there."

 

Hell, I'm down to my C game in that.

 

THIS is the A game.