Anyone else getting crushed by Russian spam?

My work inbox seems to be overwhelmed by spam that is completely in Russian - I mean 50+ a day anymore. In my personal e-mail, there are only a handful of them (and Gmail does a good job of filtering that stuff anyway).

But if the whole point of spam is to get me to send money somewhere, shouldn't I at least be able to tell what I'm sending and what I'm supposed to get in return (haha)? I can't read a word of Russian, except for CCCP, which is retro these days anyway.

 

http://imtranslator.com/default.asp

Run 'er through this and tell us what it says!

 

nyet.

 

Да. Очень много.

 

I don't know how they get this shit thru those little tubes.

 

Da.

 

That. Is. Awesome.