Anybody want to buy the shell of a barely used, slightly damaged Mac?

My cat also did not shit on my computer.

 

Yet.

 

Ha! They're two states away! They can't shit on anything of mine now!

Except my middle school yearbooks.

 

I actually have them mailing said yearbooks to me now. Pics to be posted when they get here.

 

Dude, you'd never get to posting them. You'd die laughing first.

I was adorable in second grade. Long, golden blonde hair, perfect smile, pretty eyes. Sometime between that photo and the beginning of third grade, I got glasses that covered up half my face, my mom got really bad taste in clothes and I got a half-beehive, half-afro haircut.

 

RIP IJAG's golden blonde hair.

 

It's blonde again, just costs a lot more now.

 

"Mommy, can we go to Darlington this year?"

 

And yes, I'm posting that despite the word "gimps" apparently tattooed across that woman's throat.

 

Better than the word, "Fail."

 

You're oddly obsessed with "fail." You know that, right?

 

It is, I fear, my life.