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Anybody Else Hate Fall?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Lugnuts, Aug 28, 2012.

  1. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    Now THAT perks me up. ;D ;D

    Thank you, sir.
     
  2. Norrin Radd

    Norrin Radd New Member

    Winter is by far the worst. The most labor-intensive of seasons. The most dangerous. Can't play soccer outside. Can't do anything outside. I would and have moved to places with fewer professional opportunities just to escape winter.

    It's really no contest.
     
  3. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Words to live by.
     
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    The only thing that bothers me about winter is the Threat Matrix fear mode that seemingly everyone and their mom has been sucked into in recent years by excitable and craven ratings-driven TV "coverage".

    If you live north of the Potomac/Ohio/Arkansas River, it's going to fucking snow once in a while. It's going to get near zero a few times. Deal ... with ... it.

    The only thing to fear in the winter is ice. Ice is a bitch goddess that has earned her rep.
     
  5. joe

    joe Active Member

    May is glorious in its possibilities, emotionally complex but with a loving heart beating inside, ready with a warm embrace or a cold slap of reality. May is the no and the yes. May is long, getting longer, the sun rising and setting earlier and later each day. May is your lover, your girlfriend, your fiancee, your wife. May is glorious in its possibilities, leading to June's circadian rhythm of more, more, more. May leads to summer's hot days and cold beer, of women with little clothes and glorious skin on a warm beer garden night. May is the wellspring.

    Fall? Fall is death.
     
  6. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    I think I'm in love
     
  7. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    It breaks Lugnuts' heart in two when she find it's October. Summer's gone.
     
  8. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    Wake me up ... When September ends...
     
  9. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Your options are severely limited, as opposed to the other three seasons. But that goes without saying. I think that was his point. Not that you can't do ANYTHING. Because, obviously, you can go outside and curse whoever was responsible for such a horrible, worthless season. :)
     
  10. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Winter's one advantage is less roadwork.
     
  11. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Bangles version all day. Also add Reeling in the Years to the soundtrack.

    Fall would depress the hell out of me were it not for the sweet, sweet heroin that is college football.
     
  12. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    Summer. Too hot. Winter too cold. Spring: rain and mud, and looks good only in comparison to winter.


    Fall.
     
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