Any Other College Aged Sports Writers Here?

It didn't take long.

 

I'm honestly not a troll. I don't know why that is being assumed.

 

If you're not a troll, you're so miserable at communication that you should quit this industry immediately. You were not meant to communicate anything to anyone. Perhaps you could sew your lips closed then lop off your fingers one at a time until you don't have enough digits to complete the process. Then you could head to a butcher and accidentally stick your fingers into the rotating blade used to slice deli meats. I prefer my bologna thick and my turkey thin. I prefer all of your fingers removed. Without a mouth or fingers, though, you still risk being able to communicate with one of those fancy Christopher Reeve machines. Luckily, you're a journalism major. So you're in debt and could never possibly hope to afford such technology.

Good luck with the job apps.

 

Thanks for such a warm welcome, I really appreciate it!

 

Hope you smoked a cigarette after that.

 

he is a troll. he didn't ask who superman was.

 

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If I'm getting banned, at least let me provide a few hundred words on serialization and context in modern television.

 

In the form of a popular song, please.

 

There's this guy MankyJimy who hangs out around here, mostly on Yankees topics -- you probably talked to him on there already -- he's a college kid and HUUUUUUUUGE on his school's newspaper. You should send him some PMs to get some advice. He's written columns about Derek Jeter and lollipops, Derek Jeter eating cotton candy, Derek Jeter's tips on handwashing, and what are the best seats in Yankee Stadium to watch Derek Jeter.

The guy is just like you. You should actually meet and go to a Yankees game or something.

 

Just fetch me a beer, noob.

 

I'm a college kid, too! Got any parties lined up for this weekend?!