Any Advice On My College Decision?

I am a highly educated man, but I believe I'd forego it had I the chance to do it all over.
You are at peak form as a human during these years.
Passions of the flesh and the grape will never be as fulfilling.
Seems wasteful to squander this time in school.

 

Go to the school with the best parties and best-looking girls.

 

Preferably somewhere in the south (nearly any SEC school will suffice), Arizona, or the west coast, where the weather is also awesome and they don't wear coats eight months out of the year.

 

Somebody slept through the class on forgo/forego.

 

Grammar is not a value set for everyone.
Some of the shittiest writers I've worked with were the most fastidious grammarians.

 

Somebody slept through the class on how to use a dictionary, especially the part where the teacher explained some words have more than one definition.

 

We like stylebooks over variants in my newsroom, Wally.

 

Don't get fresh.

 

Don't defend the indefensible, and he won't get fresh.

 

"When all think like Wally, then no one is thinking."

 

The same stylebook that pissed off so many JOURNALISTS!!! when the format for state abbreviations changed?

There is a whole world full of people who read//speak/write English correctly outside the relatively minute number who work for newspapers.

 

Thanks, Wally. Please help again:
How many time fourgo into twelve?