Antoine Walker robbed ... worth a chuckle

This is from the DMagazine "Frontburner", the Dallas magazine's blog http://frontburner.dmagazine.com). Credit editor Eric Celeste:

[quoteFormer Maverick Antoine Walker was robbed at gunpoint while in his Chicago-area home Monday night. He is fine, his agent says, as no shots were fired, the first time those words have ever been typed in connection with Antoine Walker.][/quote]

 

After the robbers left, Antoine shimmied over to the telephone to call 911.

 

Yeah, but he thought it was a long distance call.

 

It's funny that he got robbed at gunpoint?

 

Yes Oz, any misfortune that happens to 'Toine is hysterically funny.

 

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/44075/

As long as it doesn't happen to you (the generic you, of course) any misfortune is either funny or not worth bothering yourself over.

 

Reportedly part of what was stolen: 'Toine's defense, hustle, jumpshot and conscience.