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Antifreeze killer dead in prison

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Captain_Kirk, Aug 30, 2010.

  1. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Those in the southeast will certainly remember this story. Woman killed not one, but two husbands by feeding them jello laced with antifreeze.

    Well now she has died in prison--at the age of 42.


    Story doesn't have any details on the cause of death. Should they check to see what was for dessert last night at the prison?
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Would have been ironic if she died of heat exhaustion on the side of the road after her car ran out of coolant.
  3. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    My name's OnTheRiver, and I approved this death-related joke.
  4. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    guess Hell needed a moderately good-looking psycho murdering bitch??

    ::) ::) ::)
  5. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    Shame she won't get to bunk with Paris Hilton.
  6. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    The guy who is in charge of where she's ending up is also anti freeze.
  7. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Well, who's to say that's true any more now that Chicago has won both the World Series and the Stanley Cup in the last half-decade?
  8. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Would have been more ironic if she somehow froze to death. Or maybe not. Alanis forever skewed my sense of irony.
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    What if she was working on a car in the shop (do they have those in women's prison?) and the radiator exploded scalding hot Prestone in her face?
  10. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    And bull-dyke guards.
  11. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    The warden, Sybil Danning, was unavailable for comment.
  12. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member


    Control! Complete control!
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