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Another victory in the war on terrorism: Almighty Allah arrested!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by 2muchcoffeeman, Aug 9, 2008.

  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Whuh? ... Drug dealer in Connecticut, not a terrorist?


    Never mind! :D

  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Thanks, Lamar.
  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member


    For those interested, I give you Almighty Supremebeing Allah.
  4. ScribePharisee

    ScribePharisee New Member

    Pack it up boys. We're coming home. We've thrown the ultimate gauntlet at Allah's soldiers. We busted him just as he had made it into America for the final, fateful, battle. Just drop a few of your guys off in front of the jail for security purposes.
  5. ScribePharisee

    ScribePharisee New Member

    Then of course, we'll give him a "fair" trial and our crack judicial system will let him off some technicality, and we'll be right back where we started. :)
  6. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Crack got him where he is in the first place. :D
  7. Lamar Mundane

    Lamar Mundane Member

    Yes, Let's throw 230 years of Constitutional law away. Let's toss the ideals and rights that separate us from the dictatorships we loathe and not give the accused a "fair" trial.

    The terrorists win when we willingly dispose of freedoms won by brave men and women who put their lives on the line so you are free to post ignorant drivel safely on a message board.
  8. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    What does this have to do with a crack dealer (or me satirizing the "war on terrorism" for that matter) in Connecticut? ???
  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Let's get him and God Shammgod in a steel-cage death match.
  10. dargan

    dargan Active Member

  11. ScribePharisee

    ScribePharisee New Member

    I think it had to do with my remark about Allah. I feel like I'm in the last scene of "Blazing Saddles" where a fight starts on one set and drifts to another.
  12. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Ah. Thank you, Hedy.
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