Another reason not to spank children

Awesome.

 

Powerhouse candy bars were the shit.

http://www.thecandycompany.com/discontinued_items.shtml

And, while not on this discontinued list, Bonkers were great. Do they still exist?

 

All I know is this: If he pisses in MY closet, I'll have no choice but to upper deck him!

 

Are you saying I couldn't do something during the day and not post the occurrence on this site?

Because you're probably right.

 

After Mikey pisses in the closet:

It was Saturday night and I was drunk
There was a girl in my room and I wasn't going to fuck her
I laid in bed, staring at her and thinking of Topanga
I was going to jerk off but then I fell asleep
I think I had a wet dream cause i woke up and my pants were soaking
But then I realized I'd pissed my pants
And I had to take a piss again
I got up and I was really dizzy
And I couldn't remember where my bathroom was
I had to piss so badly I coudln't wait any more
I was gonna piss in a pot but the kitchen was too far away
I saw my closet and I walked into it
I unzipped my pants...I reached inside and pulled out my dick
I whipped it out and now I was pissing in my closet
and I was pissing in my closet
and I was pissing in my closet
and it felt really good
I stumbled around the hangers and walked out of my closet
I was going to go back to bed and jerk off on my date
But then I remembered I'm a good guy and I'd never do that
Then I remembered I'd just pissed in my closet
And I figured Forever Town and BYH and IJAG and Tom Petty would want to hear about it
So I started moving over to my computer
It was in the corner on the desk
I had some books on there too
And a few pieces of paperwork I'd yet to file
I got to the desk and pulled out the chair
Now I'm getting ready to sit in my chair
Now the chair is getting ready to be sat in
Now I'm sitting in my chair
And I moved the mouse and Sportsjournalists.com appeared on the screen
It appeared on the screen
I clicked on the anything goes board
And I clicked on start new topic
And I wrote in the subject "I pissed in my closet tonight"
And I started to post on SportsJournalists.com
I started to post on SportsJournalists.com
I started to post on SportsJournalists.com

 

It's like I'm looking right into the future. That's impressive. Very impressive.

 

To that I reply:

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