Another Nomination For Mother of The Year

http://newcanaan.patch.com/articles/police-break-up-teen-party-find-mom-hiding-in-closet

 

""But they're going to do it anyway and see, I'm keeping them off the streets. Here's my designated drivers."

 

Key party!

 

This mom is a total wreck and loser. C'mon, you've gotta scope out a better hiding place from the cops than that!

 

Thank you Ang Lee

 

Presuming a few of the kids were actually old enough to drive.

 

They're not old enough to drink and that didn't stop them. Get the fishbowl!

 

Nice pic of the cop car. Really adds dimension to the story.

 

That's standard Patch protocol for blotter reports. Either a cruiser, or a badge.

 

Angry local blogger is blogging about it.

http://www.teribuhl.com/tag/lori-underwood-caught-hosting-underage-drinking/

 

Nothing like public facebook photos to get a better idea of the mom.

The daughter looks like the oldest teen in history.

http://www.facebook.com/averyu1#!/media/set/?set=a.1249376207726.31450.1629090202

 

Police confiscated approximately 30 beers, rum, wine and 85 empty beer cans and bottles. with 50-60 teens, that's a tame party.