Another good reason not to go to a mall

Think you had a bad day?

NEW YORK - (AP) - Authorities say a woman who jumped to her death inside a busy New York City mall landed on a teenager, causing injuries that sent him to a hospital.
The lower level of the Queens Center Mall was packed with high school students on spring break when the woman jumped Wednesday from the third floor.
Seventeen-year-old Derrick Munoz had been sitting in a massage chair with a sign reading, "sit back and relax," when the woman landed on him.
The teen's stepbrother says Munoz was briefly knocked unconscious and has a large gash on his head.
Queens District Attorney Richard A. Brown says the woman was in her early to mid-50s. She was with two teenagers before she plunged.

 

She should have gone to Montgomery Flea Market.
It's like a mini mall, expect you can't jump to your death.

 

Only in Queens.

 

Are you my brother? He's obsessed with that place too...

 

I know it's wrong. I know I'm going to hell. I know my karma is going to be out of whack for a few days.

But God help me, I couldn't help but laugh a little.

OK, a lot.

 

Wait, the woman is still on his head?

 

My first thought was wondering of the woman was suicidal or really needed a massage.

 

No. I'm obsessed with the youtube clip and the dance.

 

All the bridges and skyscrapers in the city, and she chooses a mall to go splat?

 

Am I going to hell for laughing at that?

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

You can get living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes...oh yeah.