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Another good reason not to go to a mall

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Drip, Apr 10, 2009.

  1. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Think you had a bad day?

    NEW YORK - (AP) - Authorities say a woman who jumped to her death inside a busy New York City mall landed on a teenager, causing injuries that sent him to a hospital.
    The lower level of the Queens Center Mall was packed with high school students on spring break when the woman jumped Wednesday from the third floor.
    Seventeen-year-old Derrick Munoz had been sitting in a massage chair with a sign reading, "sit back and relax," when the woman landed on him.
    The teen's stepbrother says Munoz was briefly knocked unconscious and has a large gash on his head.
    Queens District Attorney Richard A. Brown says the woman was in her early to mid-50s. She was with two teenagers before she plunged.
  2. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    She should have gone to Montgomery Flea Market.
    It's like a mini mall, expect you can't jump to your death.
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Only in Queens.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Are you my brother? He's obsessed with that place too...
  5. AMacIsaac

    AMacIsaac Guest

    I know it's wrong. I know I'm going to hell. I know my karma is going to be out of whack for a few days.

    But God help me, I couldn't help but laugh a little.

    OK, a lot.
  6. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Wait, the woman is still on his head?
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    My first thought was wondering of the woman was suicidal or really needed a massage.
  8. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    No. I'm obsessed with the youtube clip and the dance.

  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    All the bridges and skyscrapers in the city, and she chooses a mall to go splat?
  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Am I going to hell for laughing at that?
  11. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest


  12. MartinEnigmatica

    MartinEnigmatica Active Member

    You can get living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes...oh yeah.
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