Another Father of the Year candidate

I have a feeling you just missed that whole pile of sarcasm.

 

The best sarcasm is the sneaky kind.

 

I didn't see any blue font. If I had, I wouldn't have posted that. Except if I directed it at the father.

 

Blue schmoo.

I think the father made the smart play. He's not the one busted for the DUI, and who cares if the kid's license is suspended anyway -- he doesn't have one.

 

The blue font fucking sucks.

 

Is blue font really needed when the sarcasm is that obvious.
Now let me get this straight you really belived that Ace saw no problem in a Father Son DUI and that he thought they should have had a sober 8 year old to drive them home

 

I agree.

(But if he agrees and he's using blue font does that mean he really disagrees, but if he disagrees then why is he usign blue font? Does not compute!)

 

He had me until he threw the 8 year old in there. Obviously ridiculous at that point.

Should have gone with a 10 year old instead.

 

In Hell, a tear runs down Chris Benoit's cheek, but evaporates as soon as it starts.

 

The story would have been better if the cops tasered the kid

 

What do you think this is? Canada?

 

Has anybody heard the advice on what you're supposed to do if you're pulled over and you know you're drunk? I think it's out of one of those Ultimate Survivalist handbooks or something.

Basically, you're not supposed to get out of the car. The cop can't legally open the door and pull you out of there without probable cause. Just sit there, turn off the engine and relax. The cop will need a court order to have you forcibly removed. That will take a couple of hours. By then, you will have sobered up. Yes you'll get some tickets, arrested for something (obstruction?), but the fines/punishment will be a lot less then getting a DUI.