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Another Father of the Year candidate

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Captain_Kirk, Nov 16, 2007.

  1. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Dad decides he's had too much to drink, so he lets his 13 year old drive.

    Problem is the 13 year old had been drinking as well, and he scored a DUI.

  2. JR

    JR Active Member

    We've officially hit the bottom of the gene pool.
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    At least they were spending some quality time with each other.
  4. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    What about charges for allegedly providing alcohol to a minor?

    This guy's a piece of work.
  5. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I can only imagine, at times like this: What would Hed bust think?
  6. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    He'll probably be a Little League coach of the year candidate!!!
  7. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Which SEC State did this occur in?
  8. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    Dateline Clio, Mich.

    Guess we'll have to wait for another thread to make the "Crap on the South" thread of the day.
  9. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Yeah, 'cause in the South, the young-uns know how to handle their liquor.

    Plus, you generally don't have to drive back from the still.
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I'm sorry. I'm not seeing a problem here.

    A boy and his father are having an idyllic day at the park bonding and are simply trying to go home when some NAZI cops get all Gestapo on them and then the drive-by press has a field day with rumors and accusations.

    Too bad there wasn't an 8-year-old designated driver to avoid all this unpleasantness.
  11. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Power-hungry cops. Who are they to tell a father and son what they can and can't do?
  12. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    Honest, non-sarcastic question here: Did you read the link?

    The father was too drunk to drive. That's strike one. He asks his son, a 13-year-old kid who's too young to drive in every jurisdiction in the country to drive. That's strike two. The KID is too drunk to drive. That's strike three, yer out. The kid gets busted for DUI. That's a 6-4-3 double play, end of game. You lose at life.
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