Another disturbing My Space story....

(This is me speaking from the dead!)

At least let me be the Notorious B.I.G. of posters.

 

I would think of you as the Shannon Hoon of posters.

 

Maybe you're the Jim Morrison of posters, and we can debate whether or not you're really dead for years!!!

 

Ooooo-K, I've had about enough of THAT site. That's some heartbreaking shit.

Notorious B.I.G. did NOT go out autoerotically masturbating like Mr. Suicide Blonde did.

Think about it, wouldn't you rather go out pounding the pud instead of taking a cap in the ass?

 

I would never have a haircut like Hoon, or write poety as bad as Morrison.

It's so obvious that I'm the Aaliyah of posters. People will greatly try to overstate my importance once I'm gone, but their heart won't really be in it. Also, R. Kelly will weep, cause when I go to weddings, ask DJs to play Ignition (Remix) without fail. Even fancy weddings.

 

Page 19, James Dungy

 

You reached Page 19? I had to cut bait by Page 4.

 

I despise you.