Another creepy marriage story: Larry King accused of having sex with wife's sis

That would be his seventh wife, for moralists like Mike Huckabee keeping track.
One of these days I think we might have to ban heterosexual marriage.

http://www.nydailynews.com/

 

Seventh wife. Eighth Divorce. He divorced one twice.

 

Nice to see they worked hard at saving the marriage. Argument this morning, both filed papers by end of business. I've got to think this thing has been in the works.

 

Larry King having sex with ANYBODY is creepy.

 

"Hey, your sister is pretty hot.... Houston, hello!!"

 

It'll be fun to see how many softball questions Larry will toss to himself about these allegations.

Los Angeles, hello!

 

One of my favorite Onion TV pieces.

http://www.theonion.com/video/nasa-simulator-prepares-astronauts-for-rigors-of-a,14294/

 

So if a 300-year-old has sex with a 200-year-old, is it physically possible for anyone to be forced to sleep in the wet spot?

 

One of my favorite Onion articles:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-am-fucking-insane,10958/

 

No, one needs to ban Larry King from proposing. He has to hire a personal secretary just to keep up with alimony checks.

 

When is his press conference? I hope he takes a few months off to think about how he has let down his family and sponsors. I doubt he'll change, though.

 

Dust in the wind....