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Another blow for the masturbators

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, May 25, 2016.

  1. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Ah, a TRUE ARTIST!!! This is clearly a case of when Donnie most definitely was in his element!
     
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  2. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Score!

    You've been missing out.
     
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    A friend said that Remy LaCroix is the hot new thing.
     
  4. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    tbf, you should look up the 1980s version of Celeste too. In particular, a scene shot on an outdoor deck.

    I wasn't sure what qt meant by scramble porn, but a light bulb finally went off and I remembered without having to look it up. Those old analog ways of scrambling the pay cable channels, which usually screwed up the vertical sync (and occasionally the horizontal would flip). IIRC, the audio was mostly OK, and you could sit there watching, hearing people fucking, just waiting for those brief moments when the vertical scrambling would be mostly straightened out for a clearer view of, yep, people fucking.

    This thread is nostalgic.
     
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  5. Fly

    Fly Well-Known Member

    I've always meant to ask you - in your fun and games interview time way back when, did any of these lovelies, um, service you? I could see Nina H. getting down with it no questions asked :)
     
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  6. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Ooh. Looking forward to an answer to that question.
     
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  7. Fly

    Fly Well-Known Member

    As long as it wasn't yes to Ron Jeremy...
     
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  8. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    That story could tell both the long and the short of it.
     
  9. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    Yep, good times!!
     
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    And then there was Scrabble porn, which is kind of boring, but I swear I saw this more than once: a scene with two people fucking on a couch with a Scrabble board on a coffee table in the foreground with things spelled out like "fuck me", "blow me", "assfuck", etc. It read like a Starman's descriptive Scrabble version of his Trump monologues.
     
  11. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    There are nearly as many Lynns as there are Alous.
     
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  12. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Traci - if you have any of her early work, you better ditch it. She lied about being 18, so most of her work is considered child porn. She really pissed off the industry.

    But, she made a comeback with at least one John Waters movie, Cry Baby, starring Johnny Depp. A colleague was an extra on the set, and he said it was a lot of fun watching Traci run down Main Street Sykesville MD topless. I think that scene got cut from the final product.
     
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