Another blow for the masturbators

Kari Wuhrer, mentioned earlier, was quite possibly the sexiest woman on the planet in the '80s and '90s. She was mind-blowingly sexy on MTV's Remote Control. She also did some 1990s softcore work -- gentlemen, start your Googling....

 

Yes. What made Kari Wuhrer incredibly sexy during her MTV days was that she was never afraid to be goofy -- she was Redhead Jenny McCarthy before Jenny McCarthy.

There's one 1990s Cinemax movie where she took some college boy hostage and forced him to drive her all over the country in a convertible. That was her Godfather, her Pulp Fiction.

 

We didn't start the fire ...

 

We were always strokin', if the porn was smokin ...

 

Jenny McCarthy wishes she was in the same league as Kari. Kari has a uniqueness and exotic-ness about her that the generic, plastic McCarthy could never attain.

And, McCarthy wasn't "goofy," she was annoying in a drunk frat bro kind of way. She's never been sexy.

Add in her current dipshittery, and she's a complete zero.

 

McCarthy is still smoking hot. Don't have to listen to her talk. There's a volume button for that.

Yet Kari Wuhrer... damn. Even when she's 77, she'll be gorgeous.

 

She was apparently in one of the Sharknado movies. Here she is at its premiere last year, at age 48. You're welcome:

 

Cheer up!
There's health benefits to pleasuring one's self.


The health benefits of masturbation

 

I may live forever.

 

Traci Lords, Amber and Ginger Lynn.

 

Then how do you know it's better?

 

Funny thing about Cinemax porn is Red Shoe Diaries was/is available on Hulu. Matt LeBlanc was in an episode having sex with Nina Siezmasko.

Too bad the Wearher Channel back in the '89s didn't show as much leg or had as attractive female meteorologist as they do now.