Annoying commercials revisited

God, I really hate this commercial.

 

The ones where some moron is sitting at his desk eating a bowl of cereal and only hears half of what somebody is saying. Who the fuck eats a bowl of cereal at their desk in the middle of the day?

 

Head On: Apply directly to ... dammit, line!

 

Is that for DQ's (racist?) Moolatte? http://www.slate.com/id/2103845/

 

I'm real tired of these also. And has anyone noticed:






Separated at birth?

 

That's the other one! What fucking moron cashed a paycheck for coming up with that drivel?

And speaking of car commercials, I hate them all:

"Professional driver on closed course. Do not attempt."

While they're nearly tearing the chassis from the frame in awe-inspiring moves.

Fuck that. I don't give a shit what the car can do with a professional driver on a closed course. I just want to know if the son of a bitch is going to start when it's 10 degrees below zero outside.

 

Kenny Mayne = Progressive shill = most uncomfortable commerical spokesman ever. And they're terribly written.

The Capital One spots have been cruising their way into the Annoying Hall of Fame for many years now.

Applebee's guys deserve to die horrid deaths.

No wait, corny deaths.

They could do some cutesy version of John Lennon's Woman, with lyrics changed to reflect some forgettable Applebee's chicken kickers bullshit or whatever they serve, and some lone nut could shoot them both so he could impress ex-Pittsburgh Steelers running back Barry Foster.

Or something like that.

 

Damn.

I humbly bow down in your presence, sire.

 

TwoGloves, great call. I tried eating cereal like what they're selling and I heard every word others at the table were saying. Thus, the commercial was a failure and I'll never buy that cereal again.

 

I have vengeful hate for the husband-and-wife in the Sonic commercials. Look like they hate each other and should be divorced.... incredibly annoying. I'm waiting for the one where they turn the key and the car explodes, Mafia hit-style.
I do, however, like the two Sonic guys. They're at least mildly amusing.

 

OH...MY....GODDDD!

 

No, I think it was for Cheesequake Blizzard, and fucking dilldo on the plane starts eating it when the guy who bought it is trying to get his luggage in the overhead compartment. Guy sees the other guy eating it, gets mad, suitcase hits lady on head, repeat.