Anna Nicole Smith Dead!

You've been posting that for six years now.

 

Bless you, Zeke, for when I opened this thread, I figured you'd already be cracking wise.

How'd you like to be a TrimSpa spokesman today?

"The bad news is we really need you to work overtime today. The really bad news is we can only pay you in stock, which we are also giving away as toilet paper."

 

Re: Anna Nicole Smith dead

Didn't you see Skyscraper? ;D

 

Cable news coverage of this has been classic.

CNN had Dr. Sanjay Gupta on to tell how paramedics would have responded.

Neal Cavuto on Fox News: "If she weren't pretty, would we care?"

 

Two nights ago, there was a story on CNN about three women who were suing ANS personally, as well as TrimSpa, for saying the product didn't live up to the claims in its ads.
Will they still try to take millions from a little baby, er, her estate?

Cavuto may be a thug, but he just hit it on the head.

 

Anyone else find it odd that the police chief referred to her room as a "crime scene?"

 

Yeah but you broke into our regular programming with the news!

Right now I should be coming up with new reasons to call Peyton a fraud, or riffing on One Tree Hill (OK I did that, it helps to work thru the sadness). But here you are, breaking into our regular day!

Look in the mirror buddy!!!

 

Am I the only one that never thought she was pretty, hot or sexy in any way?

 

What else is CNN going to cover? The war?

 

You, sir, must not have seen her Playboy video, circa 1994.

 

Rehab or not, Mike Tyson's gotta join John Daly on the deathwatch. RIP.