Anna Nicole Smith Dead!

I don't remember her either, and it is an underrated film.

You know, for kids.

 

Apparently there's video of the EMTs administering CPR to Anna Nicole Smith. For whatever reason, it's in German. Apparently, there was a huge bidding war for the footage. You can't really make out if it's Smith or not. Here's the link, in case anyone wants to take a look.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=726f2c9700

 

German paparazzi. I hate love German paparazzi.

(Just guessing, but that's probably how RTL got it first.)

Very underwhelming footage, however. You never actually see Anna. Just a body on a gurney covered by a sheet. And the correspondent says nothing new other than speculating about Selbstmord (suicide).

But it is Anna, and it is exclusive video as far as I know. Some lucky Kraut just hit the jackpot.

 

Maybe the Germans were there because David Hasselhoff was at the hotel.

Because, as you know, Germans love David Hasselhoff.

 

Outing alert -- BYH is Norm MacDonald.

 

purgatory? bullshit, Hussein is already burning in hell

 

Johnny Cash never got this coverage. I mean, she's front page on the Wichita Eagle, though not sure how many other papers today. It's amazing how much attention this is drawing. Would Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra get the same treatment?

 

Johnny Cash never showed his tits.

They aren't nearly the trainwrecks, although Electra is closer. McCarthy is just annoying. But all three do have something in common - implants!

 

Is there anyone hotter than Jenny McCarthy? Wow. And I thought Anna Nicole was beautiful. I've always had a crush on her. Truthfully.

 

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!