Anna does NY (Mets)?

Not arguing that major leaguers pull serious tail, or that her best days might be behind her. But you're seriously trying to say she's a trainwreck in the looks department? Damn, your standards are high.
If you're using Anna Benson as a slumpbuster, you're probably approaching DiMaggio's record.

 

"Now, his wife Anna – who signed a prenuptial agreement – claims that she receives $4,000 a month in child support, and has registered her children as “homeless” for the fall semester at their local school."

Because it is impossible to live off of $4,000 a month. How does anyone ever pay rent with that . . . Maybe whatever reporter she talked to for the story could give her tips.

 

You need to see her in person.

 

BUMP ..

Update .. She's crazy. Seriously cra-cra.

The years have not been kind.

 

I am sure Anna has found plenty of alternate uses for the "expandable metal baton" in the past.

 

"allegedly wearing a bulletproof vest at the time of the alleged assault."

That's world class prose right there.

 

I'm no RickStain, but I think the years are doing her well - that mug shot isn't bad at all.

 

I don't have the slightest idea who this person is, but holy cow. Have y'all never seen women without makeup?
There is nothing ugly about the woman in that photo. She looks perfectly average.

 

She looks better than average - and that is a frigging mug shot.

 

And it does not include her best assets.

 

Does she still have huge breastuses?