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Ankles: The key to sexual gratification?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Feb 27, 2007.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/slightest-touch-the-fastest-way-to-a-womans-heart-is-through-her-ankles-240005.php

    The Slightest Touch is a "foreplay gadget" that consists of a couple of electrodes meant to be placed on her ankles and a small controller. By fiddling with the controller, "very gentle waves of electrical signals are sent through the nerve pathways in the legs and up to the sexual nerve centers in the pelvic region."

    http://www.slightesttouch.com/ (SFW, but you probably don't want to be visiting at work)
    Check out the quick guide: http://www.slightesttouch.com/quickstart_guide.asp

    The FAQ includes questions like "Is it safe to have a lot of orgasms?" and "How can I convince my partner to try the Slightest Touch®?"
     
  2. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    If she has cankles, does that make for more or less orgasms?
     
  3. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    For best results, she needs to drink 6-8 oz. of Gatorade 20 minutes before the main event.

    WTF?

    "Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world... in a half-hour. But first you need to drink this, and then I'm going to strap this battery-powered device on your ankles.

    "No, wait, wait baby! Come back!"
     
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Damn no wonder I'm so bad in the sack. My wife and I drink 10-K right before sex.
     
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    God, this quote is sooooo fixable, but I don't know where to start.
     
  6. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Therein lies the danger, F_B. Proceed with caution. :)
     
  7. Yes, if both are placed behind the partner's neck.
     
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Why do I get the feeling that this convoluted-ass shit is the way JDV fucks?

    More disturbing, why did I give one iota of thought to how JDV fucks?
     
  9. Severe Leinie's deficiency is my diagnosis.
    Get yourself to Hegarty's. Stat.
     
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