Ankles: The key to sexual gratification?

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/slightest-touch-the-fastest-way-to-a-womans-heart-is-through-her-ankles-240005.php

The Slightest Touch is a "foreplay gadget" that consists of a couple of electrodes meant to be placed on her ankles and a small controller. By fiddling with the controller, "very gentle waves of electrical signals are sent through the nerve pathways in the legs and up to the sexual nerve centers in the pelvic region."

http://www.slightesttouch.com/ (SFW, but you probably don't want to be visiting at work)
Check out the quick guide: http://www.slightesttouch.com/quickstart_guide.asp

The FAQ includes questions like "Is it safe to have a lot of orgasms?" and "How can I convince my partner to try the Slightest Touch®?"

 

If she has cankles, does that make for more or less orgasms?

 

For best results, she needs to drink 6-8 oz. of Gatorade 20 minutes before the main event.

WTF?

"Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world... in a half-hour. But first you need to drink this, and then I'm going to strap this battery-powered device on your ankles.

"No, wait, wait baby! Come back!"

 

Damn no wonder I'm so bad in the sack. My wife and I drink 10-K right before sex.

 

God, this quote is sooooo fixable, but I don't know where to start.

 

Therein lies the danger, F_B. Proceed with caution.

 

Yes, if both are placed behind the partner's neck.

 

Why do I get the feeling that this convoluted-ass shit is the way JDV fucks?

More disturbing, why did I give one iota of thought to how JDV fucks?

 

Severe Leinie's deficiency is my diagnosis.
Get yourself to Hegarty's. Stat.