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Animal House alert!!!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Colton, Sep 8, 2007.

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  1. Jesus_Muscatel

    Jesus_Muscatel Well-Known Member

    Bluto: "I thought you hated Neidermeyer's guts."

    Flounder, meekly: "I do."

    D-Day: "And what about that horse? Is there anything in the world you hate as much as that horse?"

    (Flounder shakes his head in resignation, takes the starter's pistol.)

    Bluto, pumping fist: "Finish it, kid."
     
    Jesus_Muscatel, Sep 9, 2007
    #37
  2. steveu

    steveu Well-Known Member

    I thought there were blanks in that gun!

    Holy shith...

    There WERE blanks in that gun!

    Holy shith...
     
    steveu, Sep 9, 2007
    #38
  3. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    "I think I'm in love with a retard."

    "Is he bigger than me?"
     
    TyWebb, Sep 9, 2007
    #39
  4. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    "Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you."

    "Hi, that was Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, he was damn glad to meet you."
     
    PCLoadLetter, Sep 9, 2007
    #40
  5. ServeItUp

    ServeItUp Active Member

    Stratton: No, what this absolutely requires... is a stupid and futile gesture be done on someone's part.

    Bluto: And we're just the guys to do it.
     
    ServeItUp, Sep 9, 2007
    #41
  6. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Hey, the Dexter Lake Club is for sale.
    Time for the first SportsJournalists.com business venture, I'd say.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Sep 9, 2007
    #42
  7. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Flounder: May I have 10,000 marbles please?
     
    EStreetJoe, Sep 9, 2007
    #43
  8. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Flounder: "Where do you go to school?"
     
    ArnoldBabar, Sep 9, 2007
    #44
  9. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    ESJ --
    When we buy the club, will Bruce come and play?
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Sep 9, 2007
    #45
  10. ServeItUp

    ServeItUp Active Member

    During an annus horribilus, Birdscribe, my advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
     
    ServeItUp, Sep 9, 2007
    #46
  11. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    I think it will be too small a club for him to play with the E Streeters.
    However, if we can book guys like Joe Grushecky or Southside Johnny and we might be able to convince Bruce to stop in and jam with one of them when he's in town.
     
    EStreetJoe, Sep 9, 2007
    #47
  12. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    How about Otis?

    "Wait'll Otis sees us! He loves us!"
     
    ArnoldBabar, Sep 9, 2007
    #48
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