Anger management.

How do you deal with the world when you're pissed off?

 

Ask someone how to spell retarded.

 

Try to think how, in 70 years, whatever's got me pissed off won't matter worth a snot.

 

Kill a man with a trident.

 

Come to SportsJournalists.com and try to find a good argument between stoob and zeke.

 

Try to remember that if you walk around with a pissed-off look, someone will eventually ask you, "It could be worse, couldn't it? Try to find the silver lining," or some similar sap-happy bullshit that will really get you going.
Yeah, I've got a case of the fucking Tuesdays.

 

Sit in a cool, quiet place and pray ... that they don't find the body.

 

Decent flick.

 

Very poorly. Any quality suggestions can be sent in this direction. I haven't been dealing with stuff very well the last six months.

 

Try to get my computer geek friends to help me take fractions of a penny out of a bank account and into a Swiss bank account.

 

Drink heavily, then you have an excuse when you tell everyone in your path to go fuck off.
"Sorry, I was drunk"

 

Lift weights ... taking it out on yourself is far healthier.