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Andy Griffith actress robbed ... in Mayberry

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by deskslave, Apr 29, 2010.

  1. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    You can't make this shit up.

  2. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    I've been to Mount Airy, NC! Stayed at the Best Western there on the way to Florida last summer! You're not safe anywhere these days!
  3. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    Barney is over at the diner, making time with Juanita and there's a crime wave going on.
  4. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    "I just robbed Thelma Lou."

    "Surely, you can't be serious."

    "I am serious. And how did you know my name?"
  5. WolvEagle

    WolvEagle Active Member

    Will Matlock defend the scumbag in court?
  6. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    $500 REWARD
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  7. beardpuller

    beardpuller Active Member

    It's me, it's me, it's Ernest T.!!!
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  8. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Time to give Barney his second bullet.
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    There's only one way to stop this crime wave...


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  10. beardpuller

    beardpuller Active Member

    No,no,no. I say you have to nip it. Nip it in the bud!

  11. Flip Wilson

    Flip Wilson Well-Known Member

    I'm glad the AP put this notice on the story.


    Nothing like a stolen wallet being BREAKING NEWS. Sheesh...
  12. Second Thoughts

    Second Thoughts Active Member

    This would have been a great episode. Barney running around in circles at warp speed, whining to Andy "Ang, we gotta do something!" while trying to act like the man-protector of his woman. In the end Andy finds the thief and makes a deal with him for Barney to arrest him instead. Barney ends up with lipstick smooches all over his face and his hair mussed. The End.
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