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... and you thought your life sucked.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Apr 11, 2007.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Man gets $786,760 for testicle injury at YWCA
    AKRON, Ohio (AP) - A jury awarded $786,760 to a man who has endured years of pain since his left testicle was struck by a broken weight-machine bar at the YWCA.
    "I can barely walk, let alone run. There's a constant throbbing of pain. I mean, it's my testicle. That's a very uncomfortable spot to feel pain," said Jason Houston, 22 when the injury occurred Feb. 14, 2004.

  2. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    With the 700K he'll be getting, he needs to get him a hooker.......one that won't laugh at him.
  3. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    He's not the only one: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17964480/

    Veteran has wrong testicle removed, files claim
    Doctors at Los Angeles VA Hospital mistakenly operated on healthy one
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    With 700K he should have the nut removed. Cancer took one of mine. Even with only one you can give a woman (or man, if that's your choice) half a tea bag.
  5. OTD

    OTD Active Member

    I figure it happened because they're probably not real used to dealing with testicles at the YWCA.
  6. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Half a tea bag?

  7. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    I was going to say, the wuss. He should be lucky he didn't have cancer to deal with.
  8. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    I guess this redefines the meaning of getting blue-balled.
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