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... and you thought your life sucked.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Apr 11, 2007.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Man gets $786,760 for testicle injury at YWCA
    AKRON, Ohio (AP) - A jury awarded $786,760 to a man who has endured years of pain since his left testicle was struck by a broken weight-machine bar at the YWCA.
    "I can barely walk, let alone run. There's a constant throbbing of pain. I mean, it's my testicle. That's a very uncomfortable spot to feel pain," said Jason Houston, 22 when the injury occurred Feb. 14, 2004.

    http://www.mansfieldnewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070411/UPDATES01/70411017
     
  2. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    With the 700K he'll be getting, he needs to get him a hooker.......one that won't laugh at him.
     
  3. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    He's not the only one: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17964480/

    Veteran has wrong testicle removed, files claim
    Doctors at Los Angeles VA Hospital mistakenly operated on healthy one
     
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    With 700K he should have the nut removed. Cancer took one of mine. Even with only one you can give a woman (or man, if that's your choice) half a tea bag.
     
  5. OTD

    OTD Active Member

    I figure it happened because they're probably not real used to dealing with testicles at the YWCA.
     
  6. Chef

    Chef Active Member


    Half a tea bag?

    Pepsi......screen.....screen.......Pepsi
     
  7. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    I was going to say, the wuss. He should be lucky he didn't have cancer to deal with.
     
  8. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    I guess this redefines the meaning of getting blue-balled.
     
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