... and you thought your life sucked.

Man gets $786,760 for testicle injury at YWCA
AKRON, Ohio (AP) - A jury awarded $786,760 to a man who has endured years of pain since his left testicle was struck by a broken weight-machine bar at the YWCA.
"I can barely walk, let alone run. There's a constant throbbing of pain. I mean, it's my testicle. That's a very uncomfortable spot to feel pain," said Jason Houston, 22 when the injury occurred Feb. 14, 2004.

http://www.mansfieldnewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070411/UPDATES01/70411017

 

With the 700K he'll be getting, he needs to get him a hooker.......one that won't laugh at him.

 

He's not the only one: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17964480/

Veteran has wrong testicle removed, files claim
Doctors at Los Angeles VA Hospital mistakenly operated on healthy one

 

With 700K he should have the nut removed. Cancer took one of mine. Even with only one you can give a woman (or man, if that's your choice) half a tea bag.

 

I figure it happened because they're probably not real used to dealing with testicles at the YWCA.

 

Half a tea bag?

Pepsi......screen.....screen.......Pepsi

 

I was going to say, the wuss. He should be lucky he didn't have cancer to deal with.

 

I guess this redefines the meaning of getting blue-balled.