And you thought your day was bad...

I'm on a message board using an anonymous name posting that I don't believe the postings of another anonymous poster on another site. FML

 

Chocolate spread?

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

 

Today, I fell over in the snow and got dirt on my new pants, there's a disease in my aquarium that's killing all my fish, I failed my accounting exam, and I found another girl's underwear under me and my boyfriends bed. I think I can safely say: FML

 

Pretty much sums it up:

Today, I enjoy reading this site and reading about other peoples suffering to feel better about my own life. FML

 

I haven't clicked on the link yet, but I'm giggling just reading the ones posted here. Who cares if they're real? I just love reading them, then imagining a really depressed "fuck my life" at the end.

Awesome.

 

Agreed. I won't be checking out the site at work, but when I get home ...

 

Someone from SJ?

 

I could see myself doing this:

 

93devil?

 

Pete Incaviglia?

 

Total BS, but still funny.