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And you thought "farting" was pushing the envelope

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Montezuma's Revenge, Oct 4, 2006.

  1. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    Interesting word choice for this lede ...


    GALWAY (Reuters) - Ireland was the proud winner on Saturday of the 2006 World Oyster Opening Championship, beating off competition from 17 other countries to open 30 oysters in the fastest time.
  2. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    I'm sure they were very pleased in defeat.
  3. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Careful. The Mark Foley thread was shut down for less than this.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    wonder if they snapped off any pearls along the way?
  5. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    I'd ask that this thread be pulled, but I don't have enough stroke with the mods.
  6. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Or kittens?
  7. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    So the Emerald Isle produced a map of Hawaii?
  8. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Ireland's win was a stunning upset over 2005 champion Colin Farrell. [/tinafeyjoke]
  9. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    If they were bearded oysters, it would be perfectly understandable.
  11. Highway 101

    Highway 101 Active Member

    Aren't oysters an aphrodisiac?
  12. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    That's a great find, Mystery Meat.
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