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And yet another SJ birthday: Happy birthday, Hammer Pants!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by KYSportsWriter, Sep 3, 2008.

  1. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Re: And yet another SJ birthday: Happy birthday, Hammer_Pants!

    Happy Birthday!
     
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Re: And yet another SJ birthday: Happy birthday, Hammer_Pants!

    For your birthday, the SEC will let you off your knees for a day.



    ;D Happy birthday.
     
  3. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Don't hurt 'em, HP, especially on your birthday. Hope it's a good one.
     
  4. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Happy Bday.
     
  5. Happy birthday you miserable bastard.
     
  6. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Happy Birthday, Hammer. Please don't hurt 'em.
     
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Golly! Have a swell day!
     
  8. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    I had to work today, but I'm getting most of the weekend off as a trade from my boss. I'm actually kind of glad to be working, because I don't have to think as much about Zambrano's arm until I file a story and notes.
     
  9. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Happy Birthday, Mr. Pants. Dance your ass off!
     
  10. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Happy Birthday, Mr. Hammer!
     
  11. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    Too legit... Too legit to quit (three times)
    Sweat running all over my chest (chest) i don't quit no!
    I just press harder (Yea!) than i ever did before going for
    The dreams that i have in store in my mind (mind) and i know
    That i'm makin it i gotta get mine and nobody's takin it away
    (No!) cause hammer don't play that you try to get mine
    boy you better step back freeze (freeze) cause
    You don't want none i hustle for my muscle and you look
    Weak son (real weak) yea!... i'm goin for all that i can get
    Kickin at the top cause i'm too legit to quit...sing!...

    Chorus
    Too legit... Too legit to quit (hey...hey...) Too legit...too
    legit... Too legit to quit...(hey...) Too legit... Too legit to quit
    (too legit...) too legit... too legit to quit...

    when i feel high post don't you play me close a dig 'em smack
    a get you back and i'll hit with a dose of oaktown power
    and charge you by the hour i'm shakin like a quake and funks
    get devoured i choose to abuse, misuse and confuse
    competitors who think they're makin up all the rules, fools
    in the game lame and insane it's a shame i gotta do this but
    i remain the same unchanged gettin better never known
    as a sweater kickin it at the top cause i got myself together
    so roll with a guy who's physical and fit knows the time
    and too legit to quit...sang!

    Repeat chorus x2

    step to the rhythm of a sho-nuff winner (winner) i been
    here before (yo!) i ain't no beginner (word) but i been new
    tried and true survival of the fittest yo!..it brought me through
    my crew (talk) we're ready to strike trained for the mission
    so believe the hype and sweat it (sweat it) cause you're gonna
    regret it the day that you dissed us you'll wish you never met us
    you remind me of a real short story one hit record and you
    star to bore me get ready cause this is it your crew is
    through and we too legit to quit...sang!...

    chorus

    Too legit... Too legit to quit...Too legit... Too legit to quit
    Too legit... Too legit to quit...Too legit... Too legit to quit
    get buck...get buck...get buck...get buck...get buck...(many times)

    my people we don't know defeat we crush the strong and
    percolate the weak daily (everyday) we make our moves to
    improve our groove because we love to rule where we
    lay yo!..(Yo!) work and play we started at the bottom and
    now we're leading the way and yea!..(yea!) i'm havin a fit kickin it
    at the top because i'm too legit to quit...sang!...

    chorus

    hey...hey...hey...hey... too legit to quit.. too legit to quit..
    we're rolling on...we're rolling on...we're rolling on...we're rolling on...
    he's on top...he's on top...he's on top...he's on top...
    goin to burn it up...goin to burn it up...goin to burn it up...
    goin to burn it up...
    too legit to quit...too legit to quit
    we're rollin on..hey..hey..hey...too legit.

    chorus to fade
     
  12. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    Happy B'day, HP.

    Sorry we couldn't get together in Pasadena. You were probably too busy recapping the Sodomy on the Gridiron.
     
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