And women wonder why men avoid commitment ...

OMG, that is my relationship up to first house part! Down to the camping and timeline and everything.

However, I'm all for the basement -- we already have tons of bar-type stuff to put in it. The kids will have their own rooms to put their crap in. Plus THERE WILL BE A POOL!

Oh yeah, and Dr. J and I are still 'tarded for each other.

 

That's really, really funny.

 

I'm in the process of starting a long-distance relationship and this film just scared the crap out of me.

 

I'm glad my wife is NOT one of those 90 percent.

I can't tell you how many of my friends have wives just as that cartoon depicted. And I can't tell you how many of my friends say "I wish my wife was as cool as yours."

I feel lucky.

And I feel sorry for my friends who are living that life.

 

go ahead, kids, deny all you want.

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

That was hilarious. I feel lucky that doesn't match my life (though being able to afford property would be nice).

I have a brother whose life that perfectly describes. He and his wife are completely uninteresting and live life just like that video: doing things they think they're suppoosed to be doing at each certain point in their lives, while also making sure to be as loud as possible about each development and openly question those who are not doing the exact same thing.

These are the type of people who have by-the-numbers, predictable weddings (you can practically recite the readings from memory if they're Catholic), buy a certain brand of small camcorder, recommended by their buddies, to record the birth of their children and name their kids after the grandparents, even if they have horrible names and the combination will cause the child to refuse to admit their middle name later in life.

Sports-wise, these are the yuppie types who can't wait to put their kids in T-Ball (where they will, of course, be one of the dads who coach), and listen to the club coach who starts telling them to "get that kid in club as soon as possible so they can get a scholarship!" And of course, daddy plays beer-league softball once a week - largely just to get the hell out of the house - and discusses the details of the game ad infinitum afterwards before slouching back home to the wife, who barely says hello because she has her eyes glued to Gray's Anatomy. Which, like all TV shows, they of course do not watch together, because they don't really like spending time with each other.

Wow. I think I extrapolated too much from that video. I'll send it out to a few people I know who won't get the point.

 

i found a lotta humor in that.

 

Preg-tember is the best part about that video.

 

Brilliant.

 

Hell yeah... that was the subject line of the e-mail I used to send that link to my friends

 

Side note: I don't think any woman wonders why men avoid commitment.

It's because you're pussies.

 

Ironically enough, Pregtember is followed by Ovulatober. Just in time for Halloween.