And the most desperate single men in the country reside in ...

It's a fictional story inspired by the picture, fellas. Just that writer's opinion of what a first date with the girl would be like. Probably based on some regrettably expensive first dates where he got in over his head whilst chasing the siren song of an attractive woman.

 

Guessing a few St Elmo's visits helps skew the Indy numbers higher.

 

Yeah but at least that date was with your wife.

 

The return on investment was fairly substantial, yes.

And, as is the case with a lot of these, we didn't realize it was a date at the time. Hence the McDonald's.

 

This is not the poll I want to see. I want to see the poll for the city in which the most desperate single women reside in.

 

I took my wife to a New Britain Red Sox game and we had beer and peanuts. I'm a firm believer in setting the bar low.

 

Good grief!!! Guess some people never have to live on a budget. I'd be terrified of marrying someone like that.

 

I bet Jerry Gergich spent at least $500 on his first date to land Christie Brinkley.

 

Yeah, if a girl helped herself to a $70 bottle of wine on a first date, I'd strongly consider getting up to leave.

 

Hell hath no fury like.......

Trust me, you don't want to be bombarded by ugly, desperate, fat chicks whose sole aim in life is to find a sugar daddy to coddle them. Trust me, not real fun.