And the most bootleg college athletics program is ...

Rand University.

 

Interesting list here. These are schools NAIA members can't count in records, etc. There are a couple of schools on the list that are supposedly near me, but I have never heard of them. Players reported to one this weekend, but the meeting was being held not at a school or church, but in a meeting room at a public library.

And University of God's Chosen is listed as Fayetteville, N.C.

 

Bill Frieder is still alive.

 

Still more legit than Prime Prep Academy.

 

According to the page, those are all schools that NAIA teams specifically inquired about playing. And yet three of them are ineligible because "Institution only sponsors club and recreational athletics." Talk about desperate for a win.

 

... was not too legitimate to quit.

 

One of those guys had his lady burn down the fucking mansion and the cars in the garage.

 

Most bootleg college athletics program? Does that mean to get film you have to send two blank DVDs to a stoner in Vermont to get one back with games on it?

 

Yet another school that Bammers will want to play before UAB....

 

That's only hurtful because it is true.

 

The Fayetteville Observer checked in this morning with a mid-season update, and it's a doozy:

Dreams die hard at the University of God's Chosen