1. Welcome to SportsJournalists.com, a friendly forum for discussing all things sports and journalism.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register for a free account to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Access to private conversations with other members.
    • Fewer ads.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

And the inaugural Golden Taint Awards go to ...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Slacker, Nov 29, 2019.

  1. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

    ‘Perineum sunning’ is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by


    The hottest trend gripping wellness die-hards is tanning their cans, or “perineum sunning,” as influencers are calling it.

    “In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” says an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure.
    Meagan says she first learned about perineum sunning through her study of Taoism
    and has recently given up her morning cup of coffee in favor of sunning her anus.

  2. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    Pretty sure Pornhub pioneered that.
  3. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    I guess this is where the sun does shine now.
  4. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

  5. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

  6. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Suns out, Dingleberries Out.
    justgladtobehere likes this.
  7. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    I'm rooting for a truly epic sunburn.

    That's about as stupid as anything I've seen lately.
    Liut and HanSenSE like this.
  8. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Ok, burning question related to the photo in the story: in that upward V-shaped pose, wouldn’t your balls block off the sunlight to the other parts?

    Seems to me, for men at least, if you want to tan your hole, you would need to moon the sun.
    Liut likes this.
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    2 and the foul.
  10. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Few things in life better than a suntanned gooch.
  11. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    This sort of thing is exactly why I never zoom in on Google Maps satellite photos.
    mpcincal and Vombatus like this.
  12. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    My taint brings all the bros to the yard
    And they're like
    "It's tanner than yours"
    Damn right, it's tanner than yours
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page