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And that's how the fight started

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Drip, Feb 5, 2010.

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  1. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Just for laughs and not for insults. Let's start a gag thread.

    Man is sitting at home watching TV. His wife comes in and says, "Honey, what's on TV?"
    Man replies "Dust!"

    And that's how the fight started.
     
    Drip, Feb 5, 2010
    #1
  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    And the wife moved out after the fight. The husband was so upset, he shit in a small box and sent it to the wife for Valentine's Day.
     
    Baron Scicluna, Feb 5, 2010
    #2
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Win.
     
    imjustagirl, Feb 5, 2010
    #3
  4. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 and says "hey, how's it going?"
    Guy 2 shoots him in the face.

    And that's how the fight started.
     
    Mystery Meat II, Feb 5, 2010
    #4
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Get off your ass and dust the TV and quit looking for sympathy, Drip.
     
    Ace, Feb 5, 2010
    #5
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    A man had to visit HR this morning. A co-worker charged him with sexual harassment over a comment that he made to her in passing.

    And that's how the fight started.
     
    The Big Ragu, Feb 5, 2010
    #6
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Someone called Rob Parker a talentless hack, oblivious to reality, truth and everything around him. Someone else defended him, saying that he couldn't have made it this far without talent and by being irresponsible.

    And that's how the fight started.
     
    slappy4428, Feb 5, 2010
    #7
  8. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    Someone brought up the possibility of an athlete entering a hall of fame.

    And that's how the fight started.
     
    RickStain, Feb 5, 2010
    #8
  9. bwright

    bwright Member

    Someone said Twitter was on the way out.

    And that's when the fight started.
     
    bwright, Feb 5, 2010
    #9
  10. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    And the midget said, "Next time I'll hold the ladder!"

    And that's how the fight started.
     
    Huggy, Feb 5, 2010
    #10
  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Someone started a political thread.

    And that's how the fight started.
     
    Batman, Feb 5, 2010
    #11
  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    There once was a man from Nantucket.
     
    Armchair_QB, Feb 5, 2010
    #12
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