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And my teenage daughter thinks I'm tough on her boyfriends...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hondo, Aug 20, 2007.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    I haven't paralyzed one yet.

  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    He was shooting through the door of a room his daughter was in?

    Man never should have had kids. He's not responsible enough. Fucktard.
  3. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    "Doctors don't expect Guzman to regain any feeling or mobility below his waist, authorities said."

    I suppose the guy got the desired effect.
  4. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Bullets go through doors. Don't stand in front of the door when you're barricaded in your girlfriend's bedroom and her father is on the other side SHOOTING A FUCKING FIREARM.
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Yea, it's the kid's fault, platy, because it's normal behavior for a father to shoot through the door of his DAUGHTER'S bedroom.
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

  7. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    The one she's dating now is testing my patience. He's so stupid that if you kick him in the ankle, a week later he says ouch.
  8. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    I'm guessing daddy isn't going to be getting any visits from his little girl in jail.

    Life in prison and having his daughter hate him. Almost enough punishment for what he did to the poor kid.

    And I say that as a father who will not be well liked by his daughter's boyfriends once she is old enough to date.
  9. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    You don't want them to like you ... just fear you.
  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Have you tried the "Son, you want a beer?" test on any of her boyfriends yet?
  11. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Mine were always scared of my dad. He'd never hurt a fly, but he's 6-4 and rather imposing, plus I dated rather wimpy guys in HS.
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Hey, I don't blame the father. It's not like he robbed a bank or anything.
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