And my teenage daughter thinks I'm tough on her boyfriends...

I haven't paralyzed one yet.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293714,00.html

 

He was shooting through the door of a room his daughter was in?

Man never should have had kids. He's not responsible enough. Fucktard.

 

"Doctors don't expect Guzman to regain any feeling or mobility below his waist, authorities said."

I suppose the guy got the desired effect.

 

Bullets go through doors. Don't stand in front of the door when you're barricaded in your girlfriend's bedroom and her father is on the other side SHOOTING A FUCKING FIREARM.

 

Yea, it's the kid's fault, platy, because it's normal behavior for a father to shoot through the door of his DAUGHTER'S bedroom.

 

Yet.

 

The one she's dating now is testing my patience. He's so stupid that if you kick him in the ankle, a week later he says ouch.

 

I'm guessing daddy isn't going to be getting any visits from his little girl in jail.

Life in prison and having his daughter hate him. Almost enough punishment for what he did to the poor kid.

And I say that as a father who will not be well liked by his daughter's boyfriends once she is old enough to date.

 

You don't want them to like you ... just fear you.

 

Have you tried the "Son, you want a beer?" test on any of her boyfriends yet?

 

Mine were always scared of my dad. He'd never hurt a fly, but he's 6-4 and rather imposing, plus I dated rather wimpy guys in HS.

 

Hey, I don't blame the father. It's not like he robbed a bank or anything.