And I will post 100 days ... and I will post 100 more ...

Dangit, I wanted to get to 10K posts on the same day for symmetry.

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Total time logged in: 100 days, 4 hours and 54 minutes.

 

I'll post so you don't make Poindexter's zero-response list.

 

If it's any consolation, I'm nowhere near as close to 100 per day as you are.

 

I have doritos, pretzels and iced tea. You know you're jealous.

 

One more and I'll be at 5,300. Celebrate me, bitches. Bring me strippers and rum.

 

dont bring a knife to a gunfight

 

Not even a big shiny one with cerrated edges on one side?

 

I've got Combos and Home Improvement. Suck it, Trebek.

 

I despise family sitcoms. Let me guess the plot: the father/husband, in this case Tim, does something stupid that pisses off the mother/wife in the first seven minutes. Then we spend the next seven minutes watching the husband flail around, making like he didn't do anything wrong, which in fact he might not have. Then we spend the last seven minutes watching as the husband comes to his senses, figures out a way to make things better, perhaps with a little help from a friend, and everything gets smoothed out with the wife. Then she inevitably makes a final minute apperance in a bathrobe.

THE END

 

And for the record, I'm watching Lost. On the Internet. In HD. Who needs Tivo?

 

YOU'RE HIRED!

 

You were so off, it's not even funny. At no point did Jill ever where a bathrobe.