And I really thought Lindsay was going to stay clean...

Haha ... I just noticed your sig, Chef. I'm honored. And I stand behind every word of it.

 

I figured it would have come from someone else...

 

I thought it would be the "oops I forgot my panties" gang or the "pantiless gang"
Her, Brittney and Paris make quite a trio

 

I guess we know how she lost all that weight. I hear cocaine is a hell of a diet drug.

Edit: I should never post within an hour of waking up. My brain takes an extra hour.

 

Man, you're all cynical. She could have been holding the blow for a friend! Or she could have been preparing a presentation for a LA school's DARE program.

 

I think she should use the Michael Irvin defense. She had taken the drugs away from a friend, but hadn't flushed it down the drain yet.

 

See. She did a good thing, got busted and we're reveling in it. What's next? How low can we sink?

I'm so distraught about our collective cynicism that I'm going to sit in a corner and croon REM's Losing My Religion:

Oh, life is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up

(chorus)
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, I'm
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper
Of every waking hour I'm
Choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
Consider this
Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream
That was just a dream

(repeat chorus)

But that was just a dream
Try, cry, why try?
That was just a dream
Just a dream, just a dream
Dream

 

I liked this part of the story...

"The 21-year-old actress was booked on two misdemeanor charges of suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and driving on a suspended license and two felony charges of possession of cocaine and transportation of a narcotic into a custody facility."

Reminds me a bit of a Ron White routine...

"Officers, I wanted to transport my narcotic to my house...YOU transported me and my narcotic into a custody facility...arrest yourselves!"

 

There, there, HB. There, there.

 

Don't you patronize me! Everybody hurts sometimes!

 

Can't we all just be Shiny Happy People?

 

Did her problems with the police this time start because she couldn't Stand in the place where she lived?