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And here comes chef, channeling cornholio........

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, May 19, 2009.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    As mentioned on the coffee thread, I drink coffee. lots. nothing at all for me to go through 3 pots of coffee a day. just starting a fresh pot right now. now, my boss comes trotting in with a 32oz. monster energy drink, tosses it to me, and says enjoy. oh, and he just broke out a 1-pound bag of spitz dill pickle sunflower seeds. if i have a heart attack tonight, give king creole my air supply collection, and embassyrow my marty booker trading cards.
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Can I have your toe?
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

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  4. Chef

    Chef Active Member

  5. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    I must have TP for my bunghole!! :eek: :eek:
  6. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Are you threatening me?
  7. dargan

    dargan Active Member

    Uh, he said he needed TP for his bunghole?
  8. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member


    I need more caffeine

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  9. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    That. Is. Awesome.
  10. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    And Chef, I hope you at least ration that energy drink. You'll be bouncing off the walls for hours, and then you'll crash hard.
  11. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Oh..the energy drink was destroyed in a hurry....I'm on my second 20oz. cup of coffee since I "laid down.....the monster"....(quick, what movie?)
  12. Some Guy

    Some Guy Active Member

    Good God. You should mainline some crack to come down.
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