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And here comes chef, channeling cornholio........

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, May 19, 2009.

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  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    As mentioned on the coffee thread, I drink coffee. lots. nothing at all for me to go through 3 pots of coffee a day. just starting a fresh pot right now. now, my boss comes trotting in with a 32oz. monster energy drink, tosses it to me, and says enjoy. oh, and he just broke out a 1-pound bag of spitz dill pickle sunflower seeds. if i have a heart attack tonight, give king creole my air supply collection, and embassyrow my marty booker trading cards.
     
    Chef, May 19, 2009
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  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Can I have your toe?
     
    Armchair_QB, May 19, 2009
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  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

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    sportschick, May 19, 2009
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  4. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    done.
     
    Chef, May 19, 2009
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  5. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    I must have TP for my bunghole!! :eek: :eek:
     
    Starman, May 19, 2009
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  6. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Are you threatening me?
     
    expendable, May 19, 2009
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  7. dargan

    dargan Active Member

    Uh, he said he needed TP for his bunghole?
     
    dargan, May 19, 2009
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  8. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    FIXED AGAIN

    I need more caffeine



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    Oggiedoggie, May 19, 2009
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  9. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    That. Is. Awesome.
     
    KYSportsWriter, May 19, 2009
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  10. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    And Chef, I hope you at least ration that energy drink. You'll be bouncing off the walls for hours, and then you'll crash hard.
     
    KYSportsWriter, May 19, 2009
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  11. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Oh..the energy drink was destroyed in a hurry....I'm on my second 20oz. cup of coffee since I "laid down.....the monster"....(quick, what movie?)
     
    Chef, May 19, 2009
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  12. Some Guy

    Some Guy Active Member

    Good God. You should mainline some crack to come down.
     
    Some Guy, May 19, 2009
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