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... And Baby Makes 19!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Football_Bat, May 8, 2007.

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  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Baby number 17 on the way for our favorite creepy cult family, the Duggars.

    http://www.news-journal.com/news/content/news/stories/05032007_duggar_family.html
     
  2. BigRed

    BigRed Active Member

    My God, it's like Cletus the Slack Jawed-Yokel walks among us.
    My favorite name, by the way, is "Jinger."
    All the names sound normal - except "Jinger."
     
  3. BigRed

    BigRed Active Member

    I did some Google research, and they've got nine to go to catch up with Cletus and Brandine:
    Their kids: Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, and Phil.
    Sperm away, Duggars!
     
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Q-bert?

    @&$%!!! ;)

    Good God, that lady's uterus must be made of cast iron.
     
  5. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    That covers almost every trendy name of the last decade or so...um yeah except Q-bert. That's hideous.
     
  6. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    That and the Grand Canyon.
     
  7. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Hot dog

    Hallway


    nuff said
     
  8. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Didn't Cletus and Brandine give their kids another set of names recently? I swear I remember "Lindsay" and "Dubya" in the episode where Lisa volunteers to tutor them.
     
  9. BigRed

    BigRed Active Member

    I think you might be right... and there were a lot less of them in that episode.
     
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Squirting out kids like a Pez dispenser...
     
  11. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    Don't ask why, but my wife and I have watched a couple of the TV shows on these folks and I'm at a loss to figure out why in this day and age, you need 17 kids. Sorry if this offends, but this isn't the 1820s, when you need to pop out kids so a few could live to adulthood.

    I'm also at a loss as to what Jim Bob Duggar does for a living. I know he used to be an Arkansas state rep, but you oughta see this house they built. Incredible -- and that family (with a little help) built it themselves.

    I know it's Snakes Navel, Arkansas, but how do you support 17 kids without a trust fund? Those shows never seem to point that out.
     
  12. Second Thoughts

    Second Thoughts Active Member

    You know it's a wonder they can even have sex with so many kids around. I thought childbirth killed most sex in marriages.
     
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