And at the top of the Maxim Top 100 is...

Fixed.

 

I didn't know Fergie's breasts were that big.

M to the O to the T-O-R-B-O-A-T

 

Yeah, but she's the definition of a Butter Face. The broad looks like a man.

 

Stacy Keibler should be No. 1

 

I love it, Paris Hilton isn't in the top 50.

 

Avatars from Second Life made the top 100!?!

 

Funny writeup for #69, Danica Patrick:
"Just when it seemed that NASCAR had completely won America’s hearts, this speed racer entered the picture and reminded us that IndyCar still exists. The first woman to lead at the Indy 500 does it all while looking almost as pretty as Jeff Gordon."

 

UNDER-RA-TED!

 

Well, now it makes some sense. These lists are stupid anyway just because of the inherent subjectivity in such a topic.

But even when Lohan was 'hot,' she was more like 'cute with big boobs,' nothing more. She was never, ever, ever gorgeous, and she's far less than that now.

 

Yeah but she loses a thousand points for fucking Carl Pavano.

 

Am I the only one who thinks using Maxim as a barometer of attractive women is like using Ray Kroc's colon as a restaurant guide?

 

Why? I'd fuck Carl Pavano . . .