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An SJ tradition unlike any other ... Predict Nantz's corny line!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Football_Bat, Apr 5, 2009.

  1. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    It's so shitty, it sounds like a Nantz original.
     
  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    "The Big Three presidents had to fly coach to D.C., but Roy Williams will be flying on a magic carpet back to Chapel Hill. The Tar Heels are champs!"

    "Summers-time, and the living is easy. Spartans are champs!"

    "In the land of Urban Prairies, the one-legged Ty is King. Tar Heels win!"

    "When the FUCK can we get out of this hell-hole they call Detroit? The Tar Heels are champs!"
     
  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    "Even Mitch Albom couldn't make this one up. Spartans are champs!"
     
  4. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    "Detroit gets a stim-S-ulus!"
     
  5. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Ummm...I've got nothing...Michigan State wins. Cue One Shining Moment...I'm off to Augusta, suckers.
     
  6. trifectarich

    trifectarich Well-Known Member

    "Why are we starting this damn game at 9:20? I want to get to Augusta."
     
  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    He'll be hard-pressed to top "You can leave it to Cleaves," if Michigan State wins.
     
  8. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    "Lawson's awesome and Tyler's terrific: The Heels are champions!"

    OR,

    "Ford Field is an Izzone of its own. Detroit is fueled with Green energy tonight."
     
  9. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    "Mine eyes have seen the glory!"

    Oh, wait, wrong sport and wrong announcer. My bad.
     
  10. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Shit, you just had to remind me, didn't you. Fuck that was awful.
     
  11. suburbia

    suburbia Active Member

    NC: Roy is the new Dean of college basketball.

    MSU: Tonight, it's easy being green.
     
  12. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    He already used the: "There's a new dean in college basketball" when they won in 05.
     
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