An order of cliches and heavy on the crapola...

That and the way the cheap-ass Ilitches rape their season-ticket holders...

 

C'mon, how could he not hear it?

 

I'm Pappy Schmaltz and I approve this thread.

 

Um, the commenter on Mitchie's column should check his facts as well. :

The Nazis didn't occupy Sweden during WW II. Norway and Denmark, yes. But not Sweden.

There were several thousand Jews who fled Denmark for Sweden, which -- like Switzerland, minus the Nazi money laundering -- stayed neutral. Odds are, they wouldn't have headed there if the Nazis were there first.

You may now resume delivering the proper abuse to this ridiculous column.

 

blah, blah, blah, blah.

Swedeness and light.

blah, blah, blah, blah.

Swedeness and light.

blah, blah, blah, blah.

Swedeness and light.

blah, blah, blah, blah.

Swedeness and light.

Another award-winning column from the Mitchmeister.

 

Oh so very close...

Cliche, cliche, fawn, gush

blah, blah, blah, blah.

Swedeness and light.

Cliche, cliche, gurgle, swallow

blah, blah, blah, blah.

Swedeness and light.

blah, blah, blah, blah.

Swedeness and light.

Cliche, cliche, fawn, swalllow

blah, blah, blah, blah.

Swedeness and light.

Another award-winning column from the Mitchmeister.

 

Thanks for the edit.

 

Hey... been Dwarf Tossing for years.... it's easy if you try...

 

I had a religion professor in college who insisted that every paragraph have a thesis statement at the beginning of every paragraph...in a 45-page research paper. And they all had to fit the style of "In this paragraph the the argument/merits of ....will be discussed." The lady was batshit crazy. Every page of that damn assignment was like beating my skull with a hammer. If you forgot to put her style of thesis statement in every paragraph, you failed. /End rant.

 

That piece of crap made his column on waiting at the doctor's office seem like a masterpiece.

I've read better columns in high school weeklies.

 

Goteburgers for breakfast?

That's a baaaaaaad choice.