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An entertaining night on the scanner

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by HejiraHenry, Jun 11, 2008.

  1. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Among other things:

    1, An ambulance call for a guy who's having nightmares. Recently released from "a mental health facility," so you can kind of dig that.

    2, Traffic stop leads to a woman with "multiple driver licenses and multiple SSNs," which suggests she may wish she'd driven a little more carefully.

    3, Complaint about youngsters playing in the street "who refuse to yield to drivers." School's out.
     
    HejiraHenry, Jun 11, 2008
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  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Anything on there Poindexter could use?
     
    dooley_womack1, Jun 11, 2008
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  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Dude, get off the scanner. It's an expensive piece of equipment.
     
    mike311gd, Jun 12, 2008
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  4. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    I figured someone would have posted the exploding head from Scanners by now. Pity.
     
    HejiraHenry, Jun 12, 2008
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  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Sorry, pal. All I could come up with was a lame joke.
     
    mike311gd, Jun 12, 2008
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  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I'm pretty sure everything there is something Poindexter could use.

    the guy was there b/c he'd gone crazy after fucking his teacher.

    ...with the 13-year-old student whom she was pleasuring as she drove.

    So are the teachers.

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    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
     
    BYH, Jun 12, 2008
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  7. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Give it time, Dools. It won't take long.
     
    Sam Mills 51, Jun 12, 2008
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  8. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    There's been a guy showing up and hanging out at my bar of late that has a scanner. Dude has two different ear pieces in his ear, a cell phone, a scanner, at least one pager, and who knows what the fuck else? He's about 5-2, and 70 pounds. Tonight we started joking how he was going to just off us all. This guy is wired to the max, and I swear he's just scouting us out to figure out the best way to go off. Luckily there's a police station just a block away. But it may not be in time with him. If I couldn't laugh at him, I'd really just find him creepy. Hell, I still kinda do.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Jun 12, 2008
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  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    There's a phrase for a dude like this one ...

    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/thirdimpact/DoucheBagmotivator.jpg
     
    Football_Bat, Jun 12, 2008
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  10. MacDaddy

    MacDaddy Active Member

    One gets run down, and the rest start yielding quickly.
     
    MacDaddy, Jun 13, 2008
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