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An entertaining night on the scanner

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by HejiraHenry, Jun 11, 2008.

  1. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Among other things:

    1, An ambulance call for a guy who's having nightmares. Recently released from "a mental health facility," so you can kind of dig that.

    2, Traffic stop leads to a woman with "multiple driver licenses and multiple SSNs," which suggests she may wish she'd driven a little more carefully.

    3, Complaint about youngsters playing in the street "who refuse to yield to drivers." School's out.
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Anything on there Poindexter could use?
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Dude, get off the scanner. It's an expensive piece of equipment.
  4. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    I figured someone would have posted the exploding head from Scanners by now. Pity.
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Sorry, pal. All I could come up with was a lame joke.
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I'm pretty sure everything there is something Poindexter could use.

    the guy was there b/c he'd gone crazy after fucking his teacher.

    ...with the 13-year-old student whom she was pleasuring as she drove.

    So are the teachers.


  7. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    Give it time, Dools. It won't take long.
  8. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    There's been a guy showing up and hanging out at my bar of late that has a scanner. Dude has two different ear pieces in his ear, a cell phone, a scanner, at least one pager, and who knows what the fuck else? He's about 5-2, and 70 pounds. Tonight we started joking how he was going to just off us all. This guy is wired to the max, and I swear he's just scouting us out to figure out the best way to go off. Luckily there's a police station just a block away. But it may not be in time with him. If I couldn't laugh at him, I'd really just find him creepy. Hell, I still kinda do.
  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    There's a phrase for a dude like this one ...

  10. MacDaddy

    MacDaddy Active Member

    One gets run down, and the rest start yielding quickly.
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