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An alcoholic's dream come true

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by boots, May 23, 2007.

  1. boots

    boots New Member

    DENVER — A string of runaway rail cars spilled beer in downtown Denver Wednesday after they crashed into a parked locomotive and derailed.
    No one was hurt, and the railroad’s mainline operations were not affected, said Steve Forsberg, a spokesman for BNSF Railway, based in Fort Worth, Texas.
    Forsberg said a switch engine was assembling a train around 4:30 a.m. when the crew lost control of the 34 cars, which rolled downhill into the stationary locomotive.
    A tanker car carrying Coors beer overturned and spilled its contents onto the rail yard, Forsberg said. Another car carrying asphalt was damaged and leaked.
    Forsberg did not know how much beer and asphalt spilled.
    Two parked locomotives were heavily damaged, and several freight cars were damaged.
  2. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Dream!?! More like a nightmare.
  3. Homocide

    Homocide New Member

    that's the best use of coors beer since the last time some alcoholic's wife flushed a 30 pack of coors light down the toilet. i'd rather drink carling's black label or ron mexico's herpes infested urine instead of that shit.
  4. boots

    boots New Member

    I haven't had Carling in decades.
  5. MilanWall

    MilanWall Member

    I look forward to the AP photos of people licking the ground at that railyard.
  6. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member


    Yeah, Carling Bassett is trying to remember it.
  8. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Good one, Ace. ;D
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