Amy Crack-house (I'd still hit it, though)

And yet a naked pile of bones like Winehouse probably wouldn't do the trick. Not that she's aspiring for a crack at me, but that's a big sign that you've gone a little too far.

 

A scenarios, here.

A.) ----If mikey gets drunk, stoned, desparate enough to dig through her fly-infested bush to get to her tattooed, ear-ring pierced, matted-down sweaty mess of a honey hole, and can still maintain at least some sort of wood......well, then........BRAVO, SIR..........BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOO

 

Trust me, my friend, if that does happen, I'll be posting it here. But not as an erotic tale of slump-busting proportions. It'll be an inspirational story of survival.

 

Next, on the Lifetime Movie Network.......the Premiere of "Silent Member; The true story of a man living with every known STD."

 

If Miss Winehouse had a buzzcut she'd probably weigh 50 pounds.

 

(singing)
"No graduation day for you..."

 

I will admit I have never heard of this person except on SportsJournalists.com and I would definitely not hit it, at least in its present form. Now, that picture from 2004 was pretty damn nice.

 

I'm pretty sure this guy wouldn't even hit it at this point. What's his name, Blake Fielder?
http://www.hollywoodtoday.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/winehouseandfieldercivil.jpg

 

ick.

I mean, really .... ick.

She is gross.

 

ODFD.

 

From one disgusting image to another (and some fun with the quote function).

 

I'm sure you might be able to locate a popcicle stick and some rubber bands should the opportunity arise.