America's Got Talent... With Howard Stern...

And that surprises you?

What did you guys think of Joe Castillo, the sand art guy? I've met him a couple of times and he's a great guy.

 

IJAG!!! DO. NOT. READ. THE REST. OF. THIS. POST.

Every time I watch another episode, I fall in love with Howard Stern a little more.

There, I admitted it. I AM NOT ASHAMED!

 

I hate you a little bit more now.

 

When did Adele become a 14-year-old Jewish boy?

 

My local NBC station bumps the results show tonight to show the Dynamo game.

I love sports more than the average person and yet I AM PISSED!

For the first time in my life, I emailed and complained to a media outlet.

IJAG, if you are watching, please text me the results as you know them. Love you!

 

I DVR it. I probably won't actually watch it until later this week. If I get a second wind and watch it tonight, I'll text.

 

Is it proper for Jewish people to wear the skull cap-type thing (not trying to be smart ass; I really don't know what it's called) all the time. I thought it was for going to temple and special events in the Jewish calendar.

 

It's called a yarmulke (pronounced YAH-muh-kuh, or roughly thereabouts). Keep in mind that my two sources here are called "jewfaq.org" and "about.com."

http://judaism.about.com/od/judaismbasics/a/What-Is-A-Kippah-Yarmulke.htm

http://www.jewfaq.org/signs.htm

Basically, for Orthodox followers, they generally wear it all the time. For others, it's more of a "try to wear it to temple" thing, apparently.

 

I couldn't stand the wait any longer. I Goggled the the results.

 

Phew. less pressure on me now. Though I'm actually watching last night's now.

 

I'm still pissed at the local station for taking away my eye candy for the night.

 

Fine, I'll say it.

That little tapdancing girl? She annoys the everloving fuck out of me. She looks like she's on a murderous rage, stomping on people in her misplaced mirth. Her face just looks like she's angry ALL THE TIME while she's performing. No one's going to pay to watch a little girl stomp and growl at them.