Amanda Beard -- NSFW

Hey, I'm known for my subtlety.

 

I was pumped for Beard issue. Not so much after seeing it. She's hot, but those pictures were pretty bad.

 

What women?

 

I don't have a problem with tan lines. I give her, and them, credit for choosing to show reality over something fake.

 

And speaking of Chyna, did anyone see that, um, video?

 

It's pretty much par for the course.

You've already seen 98 percent of her. Because this isn't Hustler, the most you're going to get is 98.5% out of Playboy.

Thus, that extra 0.5% is almost always going to leave people disappointed when they carry such high expectations.

 

I have seen a couple of frame captures. Playboy did a wonderful job of making her appear to be a woman. But I'd like CSI's Greg Sanders and CSI: Miami's Mr. Wolfe to run that DNA for me. Something doesn't add up.

 

Testosterone does strange things to women.