Amanda Beard in Playboy

I have to defer to my man Luda on that one, but thanks for the props. 8)

 

"Yup, I'll be into her man/
Get up and stay harder than a cinderblock man"

Great song bigpern

 

I'm just thankful Pharrell gave me something to bump to.

 

Amanda Beard is my all-time favorite sports crush. I can't wait.

 

What about if you were the last toilet seat?

 

Nice face and hair. Figure really does nothing for me. I guess she's cashing in on her 15 mintues.

 

Considering she last competed in the Olympics almost three years ago and won her first gold about 16 years ago, I'd say your watch is stopped.

 

Posing for Playboy doesn't put her on anyone's "A" list, IMO. Usually it's seen as a 'necessary' career booster. As long as lad mags abound, I guess she'll stay relevant. Hey, good luck to her.

 

Man... that is a beautiful woman.

So, she has broad shoulders and a little Maria Shriver mandible action.... big fucking deal.

Looks like Courtney Cox a little.

 

That's not really the point, though.

There's a difference in "would I hit it?" and "would I pay $5 (or whatever it costs now) to buy a mag with pictures of someone whose body I have already seen 98 percent of anyway?"

 

That this thread reached three pages without NSFW pics of the lovely Ms. Beard is one of the biggest upsets in the history of SportsJournalists.com.

 

It's out of a newfound respect for the ladies of SportsJournalists.com.

I even typed that with a straight face.